"Let's take a brief cruise around
"'Dapper' Dan Coody has changed his mind and decided to run for mayor of
"Coody has 10 years, but two years were on the City Council. Every two years on the City Council counts as one year toward retirement. Coody said that didn't factor into his decision.
"This just in to the newsroom, 'Nixon denies knowing about Watergate break-in.'"
--Bob Caudle, “Notes of Interest for the News Impaired, “ The Morning News